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Lord Farquaad: My daddy was a miner So he wasn't much around Forging for diamonds A life spent underground Daddy didn't talk much He barely said "hello" He simply muttered "hi ho" And off to work he'd go Daddy was grumpy! My mama was a princess Who left her crown behind Daddy was her true love, so Mama didn't mind I never knew my mama But she could have been a Queen! She married way beneath her Beneath her knee I mean, oh! Daddy's bed was lumpy So mommy couldn't sleep Daddy built a new one So tall and so steep Twenty five mattresses she slept upon One night she rolled over... And mama was gone! So daddy was grumpy! (spoken) Me and my old man (sung) A tale as old as dirt! A bitter, distant father In a tiny undershirt Daddy up and left me Left me good as dead Now he lives in squalor Sleeping seven to a bed... (spoken) Oh, if you could only see me now, daddy I'd invite you to the wedding but you have to be this tall to get in! Haha! (sung) My bride-to-be is goregous Her wedding dress designer! The guest list will be major With out a minor miner! Guards: Fa la la la la la Lord Farquaad: Packs of royal claque playing violin Guards: strings of royal underlings Lord Farquaad: Who will not let you in! Aha! Aha! Aha! Tricked out carrige! Guards: Tricked out carrige! Lord Farquaad: (spoken) With twenty stallions! Guards: Twenty Stallions Lord Farquaad: (sung) With a coachman named Raul Guards: Raul! Lord Farquaad: (spoken) Big Receptions! Guards: Big Receptions! Lord Farquaad: With a boy band! Guards: With a boy band! Lord Farquaad: (sung) And a royal DJ by the pool! yes! I can see my future (spoken) And so it shall be done! (sung) It's total domination (spoken) with some torture just for fun, hmm, hmm. (sung) 'Cause I will have my wedding And I will have a Queen! Once I get that crown on You will get the guillotine! And I'll punish you daddy 'Cause I'm all grown up! And bigger than you'll ever know! You're gonna pay, daddy! It's any day, daddy! I'm off to work Hi ho! [Thanks to Jinx Kat for lyrics] [Thanks to Robin for corrections] [ Back to Shrek: The Musical lyrics list ]
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