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[Guard] (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name, step forward. Pinocchio the puppet! [Pinocchio] Oh, I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy. (nose grows) [Guard] That’s your patch of mud down there [Pinocchio] Dumped on a swamp, Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap! (Sung) Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by nose— that’s just how it goes, for poor Pinocchio. Story of my life. Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox. Swallowed by a whale. That’s the story of my life, oh yeah. That’s the story of my life. [Elf] Strife is never ending. [Guard] Peter Pan! [Peter Pan] Banished from the town. [Guard] Ugly Duckling! [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond. [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand. [3 Pigs] Zey blow our condos down. [Guard] Wicked Witch! [Wicked Witch] Life is but a witch-hunt. [Mama Bear] Mama’s in the mud. Mama’s in distress. [Gnome] They ridiculed my hat. [3 Pigs] Zey said zat vee vere fat! [Wolf] They tore my cotton granny dress. And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess. [Guard] Sugar Plum Fairy! [Fairytale Creatures] Story of my life. Booted from the ball. Told to go away. [Humpty Dumpty] Toppled off a wall. [Fairytale Creatures] That’s the story of my life. [Guard] You’re late, Rabbit! [White Rabbit] That’s the story of my life. [Guard] Have fun you guys. [Fairytale Creatures] That’s the story of my life. [Guard] And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed. [Fairytale Creatures] I always dream I’d get a happy ending. [Wicked Witch] And this right here? Not how it goes. [Fairytale Creatures] I always dreamed I’d get an ever after. If this is it— it blows. It blows…it blows…it blows! [Pinocchio] This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm Disease I caught in Tijuana! [Fairytale Creatures] Story of my life. All the wasted prayers. All the broken dream. [Bear Family] All the broken chairs. [Fairytale Creatures] All the damage done. [Bear Family] All the busted beds. [Fairytale Creatures] All the shattered bowls. [Bear Family] And the porridge on our heads. [Fairytale Creatures] That’s the story my of life, yes sir. That’s the story of my life, oy vey! That’s the story of my life! [Pinocchio] Crap! [Thanks to Amanda for lyrics] [Thanks to Katy for corrections] [ Back to Shrek: The Musical lyrics list ]
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