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Donkey: Can I just say though, I’m likin’ what you’ve done around here. Most people would think of a swamp as a nasty place to live, but it’s amazing on what you’ve done on such a modest budget. Shrek: (Trying to calm down) Oh, that’s very kind. Maybe they’ll do a feature on me in Better Gnomes and Gardens. Donkey: (Starts to walk around the swamp) Mmm… Shrek: Hey, where ya’ goin’? Donkey: I just wanna take another look around, ‘cause this place is beautiful! Shrek, Oh, no, no, no you don’t. The exit’s this way! Hey get back here! DONKEY, Uh-huh, uh-huh Okay, okay, yeah Uh-huh, uh-huh Okay, okay, yeah I like that bolder Those trees are nice And a mud bath That is bliss A big backyard and a body guard I could get used to this Uh-huh Okay, okay! SHREK, (Spoken) Hey, I just straightened up over there! DONKEY, The soothing sound of Those burpin’ frogs and Inalterable habitat This place may stink But it beats the clink I could get used to that Uh-huh Okay, okay! SHREK, (Spoken) Out of my onion patch! DONKEY, I’ll put my hammock here And my hibachi there I’ll put a pool in here And do my yoga there We got a nasty ogre here So you best beware! SHREK, (Spoken) Give me that! Honestly did your mother accidently kick you in the head as a child? Well? Where’d he go? Oh no… DONKEY, Uh-huh, uh-huh Okay, okay, yeah Uh-huh, uh-huh Okay, okay, yeah! I dig that carpet And the monster core Hey, a comfy chair can’t miss I love the look of your Breakfast nook I could get used to this And may I add I’ve never had A bachelor pad I could get used to this It takes the prize It’s just my size They match my eyes I could get used to this (Donkey locks Shrek out of his house) SHREK, (Spoken) You open this door right now… DONKEY, Oh and what is that A home cooked meal? Now this is where it’s at… (Opens the door for Shrek) Ugh, you know what? I’m actually gonna order in Cause there is no stinkin’ way I could get used to that… SHREK, (Spoken) Alright, you are gonna get it! DONKEY, Imaginary friends all my life They were fun, but just pretend But I finally found And actual, true to life, flesh and blood Certified, genuine, bona fide Best friend… SHREK, (Spoken) You’re pitiful… DONKEY, I knew you’d understand! We’ll swap awesome stories here We’ll make waffles there Karaoke here We’ll make prank calls there I’ll shave your back right over here And you’ll braid my hair Pedicures once a week Saturdays hide and seek Tatter tats Poker nights Truth or dare 3 A.M pillow fights You need a buddy A loyal pal! And a side kick Uh, yep, ya’ do! We’ve only met just miles And yet I’ve gotten totally used to you Uh-huh Okay Cause I’m here I’m here to stay I’m here to stay I believe I’m here to stay So where do I sleep? [Thanks to Joe Velazquez for corrections] [ Back to Shrek: The Musical lyrics list ]
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