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Lois: it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. Peter: But where all those good 'ol fashioned values on which we use to rely? Brian: it use to be a big time star, was elegent as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die Chorus: Lucky there's a Family Guy. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry Chorus: He's a Family Guy Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of art, the images were graceful, the stories were smart Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Chorus: Lucky there's a family guy, lucky there's a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie Chorus: He's a family guy Lois: His smile's a simple delight Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. Chorus: About that! And his hat! Brian: He's mastered the comedy arts Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts Lois: He's loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real, Have a feel! Brian: No thank you Stewie: I gave it the office Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!! [ Back to Family Guy lyrics list ]
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